ANAK NINA MARILYN MONROE AT ALBERT EINSTEIN

Marilyn Monroe, the sexiest woman ever lived. Hindi ko siya inabutan dahil sumikat siya noong 60s, ngunit hangga ngayon ay nari­rinig ko pa ang kanyang pangalan.

Believe it or not, nakarelasyon si Marilyn at Albert Einstein. Niyaya pa nga raw ni Marilyn na magkaanak. Sabi raw ni Monroe Kay Einstein, “We could have a baby together. He would come out beautiful like me and smart like you”.

Sagot naman daw ni Einstein, “Pwede rin namang singguwapo ko at singtalino mo.”

For your information, mas mataas po ang IQ ni Marilyn Kay Einstein, the father of relativity — 160 lang si Einstein , 165 si Monroe, so hindi questionable ang intelligence. E yung kaguwapuhan kaya? Sa mga nakita kong pictures, Wala akong nakitang favorable shot ng “the greatest genius of all time”.

Mahilig magbasa si Marilyn Monroe na Norma Jeane Baker ang tunay na pangalan. Isinilang siya noong 1926 at nagpakamatay noong 1962. May sarili siyang library sa bahay na may mahigit 1000 books. Kapag may free time siya, nagbabasa siya ng mga literary works, poetry, theater, philosophy — kahit ano. Kung hindi siya naging sex goddess, baka nakipagsabayan siya kay Einstein sa pagiging scientist.

Pero no regrets after all. Proud siya mga nangyari sa buhay niya. Sabi pa nga ni Monroe, “One of the best things that happened to me is that I am a woman. All women should feel that way.”

“Dogs don’t bite. People do.”

“I don’t feel like spring. I feel like a hot red autumn.”

“Laugh when you’re sad. Crying is too easy.”

“No one told me I was beautiful when I was a child. All children should be told they’re beautiful, even if they’re not.”

“It’s better to be alone than miserable with someone.” “Imperfection is beauty and madness is genius. It’s better to be ridiculous than to be boring.” “Disappointments make you open your eyes and close your heart.”

“I’m a little girl in a big world trying to find someone to love.”

“I’ve never left someone I believed in.”

“I have never cheated anyone. Sometimes I let men make their own mistakes.”

“If I had followed all the rules, I wouldn’t have gotten anywhere.”

“It’s easier to love a man than to live with him.”

“Don’t hang your head, keep your forehead up and smile, because life is a beautiful thing and you have many reasons to smile.”

Kaye VN Martin