BAKLANG HOST PINANDIDIRIHAN NA

DIRING-diri pala ang entertainment press sa ilusyunadang si Vice Chakah dahil sasizzling bits pambababoy na ginawa niya sa kanila sa nakaraang presscon ng kanyang filmfest entry.

Halatang-halatang wala nang gana ang vakla nang humarap sa working press simply because he favored the bloggers the most. Karima-rimarim!

Sang-ayon sa isang entertainment writer na dati-rati’y close sa ilusyunadang bakla, dati raw kapag tini-text niya ito para ipaalam na kanyang sinulat ito ay melting with gratitude ang retokadang vakla. But he had a big change in his character now that he is already a star. Star margarine? Hahahaha! Baka magpalit ka na naman ng dentures bakla. Hahahaha! Why don’t you pay Vicki Belo a visit once again since your face is somewhat riveting to its original form. Original form raw talaga, o! Hahahahaha!

Anyhow, it was glaringly obvious that he didn’t have an iota of belief in the entertainment press anymore. Sa klase na lang ng cheap items na pina-raffle niya ay mapaghahalata mong sa bloggers na talaga siya nangangayupapa. Hahahaha! Sana’y hindi tauhin o mag-flop ang pelikula mo para ma-realize ng kabayotic vaklang ito ang kanyang mga pagkakamali.

Anyway, lately, nang magkausap-usap ang working press sa isang presscon, aming napag-alamang diring-diri pala ang aming mga colleague sa ginawang pambababoy ng bow-legged na bakla na ang hitsura sa kanilang filmfest entry ay tunay namang nakapandidiri at nakaririmarim. Hahahaha! Hindi kaya makabawas sa box-office receipts ng kanilang pelikula ang mukhang bampira niyang pagmumukha? I’m sure! Very, very sure! Hahahaha!

LHARBY POLICARPIO UMALIS NA SA GMA-7

KILALA na rin sa show business ang sexually appealing na si Lharby Policarpio. Dati siyang talent ng GMA-7 at isa sa naging highlights ng kanyang career sa GMA-7 ay nang nakasama siya sa singing search na To The Top in 2015.

It would be remembered that he was launched sometime in 2014 by way of the indie movie na Esprit de Corps starred by JC Santos and Sandino Martin, which tackles about the mysteries that surrounds the ROTC cadets in college. He showed his sexy side in that movie. But right now, he is not so keen in showcasing his sexy side and would rather focus on acting. So far, he has auditioned for a part in a show and is just but waiting for the result.

At the moment, he is dying to be back at the top-rating show Kadenang Ginto where he plays one of Daniela Mondragon’s men as essayed convincingly by Dimples Romana. “So far, hindi pa ako nako-call ulit. Maraming projects na pumasok so lagi akong nagpapaalam so na-stop ‘yung taping ko. Of course gusto kong bumalik sa show, sobrang love ko yun, said Lharby who was chosen as the celebrity social media influencer of Pilipinas ESETGO Corporation, a new motorcycle ride-hailing services launched at Okada Hotel.

“I always book the motorcycle ride-hailing app kapag nagpapa-deliver ako ng papers or kung nasa pagawaan ang car ko and nagmamadali ako. This one, kaya naging interesado ako kasi may mga benefits na makukuha not just the rider. Sobrang convenient niya at saka ang daming ino-offer na services.

“Before, I am more of an actor but right now, mas marami akong trabaho ako ngayon sa social media,” he said. CEO John Alexis Revilla has enumerated some of the reasons why they hired Lharby as celebrity social media influencer.

“In five years he was able to grow the likes in Instagram from 300 to 40,000. That’s 10,000 increase in five years. That’s one of the reasons why we got him. ‘Yung ginagawa niya, target market namin. As a reasonable CEO, you will get an influencer na swak sa iyong target market. That is our direction. He has good communication skills. Hindi maarteng kausap. Sadly, there are people na kakausapin mo the first question is how much. Mr. Policarpio didn’t ask me how much. He asked me, ‘how can I help you?'”

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