FANSITAS NI REGINA NAGTATARAY AT NANLALAIT NA

PARANG mga palakang kokak na nabuhusan ng tubig ang mga fansitas ni Regina Velasquez, the fat diva. The fat diva raw, o! Hahahaha! Talagang nagtatarang sila at nagtaray nang todo to the point of calling us names. Hahahaha!

Kesyo matanda na raw kami para mag-broadcast at kung ano-ano pang derogatory name calling. Honey, no matter how you re-sort to some deplorable and repugnant name calling, I would never be in the least bit affected.

For one, my body is in tip-top shape unlike your idol who is very much in need of a thorough liposuction. Thorough liposuction daw, o! Hahahaha!

Murahin man ninyo ako at lait-laitin like what you fags are doing these days at the net, I would never be affected.

Hindi ang tipo n’yo ang makaaapekto sa akin what with your from the gutters lingo and fictitious names. Hahahaha!

Sabihin n’yo kasi sa idol n’yo na manahimik na at huwag nang magpatutsada sa GMA dahil kumita naman siya sa kanila sa loob ng dalawampung  taon.

Sabihin ba namang proud daw siya dahil ang makatatrabaho niya this time ay mga sikat. Ganu’n? Bwahahahaha!

Ibig sabihin cheap ang tingin niya kina Dingdong Dantes at Marian Rivera, along with Jennylyn Mercado and Dennis Trillo?

Talaga lang, ha?

Nakahihiya naman sa ‘yo. Hayan at nakapagpun­dar ka ng grandiosang bahay at mamahaling alahas na pagkalalaki ng mga bato dahil sa perang kinita mo sa GMA, tapos patututsadahan mo silang walang K ang kanilang mga artista at mas sikat ang mga ta-artits sa bago mong bahay?

How so unfair!

Para good karma ka, Reginang sooo taba, you better zip your big mouth. At the rate you are going, you’re inviting the onslaught of bad karma.

Hindi kaya mag-flop ang mga show na ibibigay sa ‘yo, lola? Hahahahaha!

Isep-isep, mudra. Baka nadadala ka lang ng emosyon mo.

Baka ang ending, talunin ka pa ni Kyline Alcantara, mapahiya ka sa kayabangan mo. Mapahiya raw sa kayabangan niya, o! Ha-hahahahaha!

Behave, mudra! Or else… Hahahahaha!

‘Yun lang!

PATUTSADAHAN NINA DARREN ESPANTO AT JK LABAJO AABOT SA DEMANDAHAN

MUKHANG magkakademandahan sina Darren Espanto at JK Labajo at nag-ugat ito sa supposed tweet ng huli na ‘gayness at its finest’ na patungkol kay Darren. According to JK, his account has been hacked and he was not the one who tweeted.

Indeed, colorful as a rainbow ang patutsadahan nila lately.

Darren’s tweet last October 23 that was tagged to JK, “Hindi ako lalaban sa ‘yo pagdating sa bastusan kasi alam ko naman na bastos ka gaya ng sabi mo.

“’Wag mo ring sasabihin na tinuring mo akong kapatid nu’ng “The Voice” kasi ang plastic nu’n.

“Sa korte na lang tayo magkita kung ‘di ka masyadong busy. Sikat mo na e, ‘brother!”

Sabi naman ng mga atribidang bakla, ba’t pa raw paaabutin sa korte? Why not settle it by way of a fistfight just like what Baron Geisler and Kiko Matos did? Hahahaha!

Anyway, na-delete na raw ang mysterious tweet supposedly ni JK right after the management talked to him.

Darren, also extended his apology to the LGBT community saying that he didn’t have the slightest of intention to belittle them.

Anyway, what’s the big fuss about one’s gayness?

Baka need daw ng gender sensitivity workshop ang dalawang bagets na ‘to.

Whatever, may nagpapayo namang kausapin na lang sila ng ABS-CBN at Star Magic, for them to stop their exchange of heated words at the socmed.

And with that, ito po ang Kuya Pete ninyo na nagsasabing, Christopher, my son, I love you very, very much, my love for you goes beyond eternity. Adios. Mabalos. I always need you, Nhong!