MADER SITANG NA-‘FAKE NEWS’ ANG BUONG FILIPINAS

IBINASURA ng napakaguwapong si Mr. Gay World-Philippines 2009 Wilbert Tolentino, former manager ni Mader Sitang, ang brand name na “Simply Sitang.”

Tinatanggal na ng kanyang company ‘yung label sa mga produkto (gaya ng pabango) at ido-donate na lang daw nila dahil may scratches na, hence, it can’t be recycled anymore.

No wonder, all of the products sa online store ng UBC Shopping is Helping, that was launched last November 22 at One 690, Roces Avenue, QC., ay pawang bago.

“Closed chapter na ‘yun,” Wilbert elucidated. “Hindi magandang alaala ‘yun. Ibaon na natin sa limot.”

Wilbert did no push through ang pagpa­dedeklara sa mukhang ca­ricature na si Mader Sitang bilang persona non grata sa Filipinas.

According to him, the Bureau of Immigration has approved Mader Sitang being blacklisted from the Philippines.

In addition, Wilbert doesn’t have any plan to file a case against Mader Sitang in court since he could no longer enter our country.

Asked to comment further about Mader Sitang, Wilbert said that Sitang is comparable to fake news. “Sana po, lahat tayo, hindi basta maniwala sa fake news. Nabiktima tayo lahat. Buong bansa po, naniwala sa kanya,” he asseverated.

Sa akusasyong siya raw ang nagpakalat na isang lawyer si Mader Sitang and he was able to help the people who suffered from typhoon Yolanda, he said this is not the case. “Ako kasi ang tinuturo sa social media na ako naman daw ang nagpakalat na lawyer siya, tumutulong sa Yolanda victims,” he quipped. “Bago ko pa siya nahawakan, talagang kumakalat na ganu’n na nga ang news niya, na siya nga raw po ang lawyer, which is hindi pala.”

To be honest about it, parang isang sindikato raw ang taong ito.

“Pinagtripan ako, e. Parang naghahanap siya ng malaking isda na may kumuha sa kanya, which is isa ako sa nabiktima,” he averred.

CHEAP NA SOAP OPERA PINAGTATAWANAN LANG

HOW so amusing this silahis who has the makings of a veritable fag. Harharharhar!

He is moving heaven and earth to drumbeat the cheap soap opera Dyolik starred in by a moreno actor who is a good and relevant actor, and his two starlet co-stars who are not contributing in the least bit to the success of their soap. Bwahahaha!

How absymally sad, I tell you! Hakhakhak!

Idagdag mo pa ang isang hamonadong aktor at tiyak na bibingo ka na! Hahahaha!

Kahit na i-exhaust man ninyo ang inyong promo budget in drumbeating your cheap soap, you are not going to be a success, silahis.

Pa’no, ang sama-sama mo and you are cavalier personified and evil beyond belief.

Hayan ka at nagtatrabaho naman ako nang mahusay sa Dreamscape and I was so happy because the salary I received from them was, admittedly, a big help financially. But this evil tagong-tagong vaklush had kicked us out in spite of the fact that all the soaps that I was doing some PR jobs for, were veritable success.

My God! kumustahin mo naman ang resulta. Save for Coco Martin’s Ang Probinsyano, nilala­ngaw ang ibang soap n’yo, particularly ang morning soap ninyo na noong kami pa ang humahawak ng PR job ay skyrocketing ang rating and was doing splendidly well.

‘Di ba naman? Hahahahaha!

Pero magmula nang pahawakan n’yo sa mga pralala-oriented n’yong publicists, ano’ng nangyari?

‘Di ba’t sumemplang? Sumemplang daw, o! Harharhahar!

I’m so delighted!

Buti pa ang GMA at talagang may puso. ‘Di tulad ng mga evil people masquerading as angel kuno.

Yuck! Yuck!Yuck!

Another thing, magsasara na nga ba ang soap n’yong tinambakan ng mga artista pero syolbog sa rating ng Onanay nina Ms. Nora Aunor at Ms. Cherie Gil?

How nauseatingly cheap indeed! Harharhar!

Pa’no naman, ang mga cheap actress n’yo ay ngawngaw nang ngaw­ngaw samantalang sa isang mariing titig lang ni Ate Guy (na parang nagsasabing, “Hayup! Hayuuuuuuup!” sa Ina Ka ng Anak Mo ni Lino Brocka) ay syolbog na ang mga starlets n’yo na hindi makaagapay sa acting virtuousity ng isang Nora Aunor. Hahahahaha!

Kaya magligpit na kayo dahil nagmumukhang moro-moro ang acting ng inyong mga cheap na artista as compared to Nora’s silent but inordinately meaningful brand of acting. Hakhakhakhak!

Kaya mag-isip ka na naman ng ibang gimmick, silahis, na bukas makalawa ay baklang-bakla na. Hahahahaha!

Yuck!

Tandaan mo, as long as I am around, you are not going to triumph.

Babu!

And with that, ito po ang Kuya Pete ninyo na nagsasabing, Christopher, my son, I love you very, very much, my love for you goes beyond eternity.

Adios. Mabalos. I always need you, Nhong!