RATING NG 2 DRAMASERYE PABABA NANG PABABA

SO this so fleshy silahis is experiencing some discomfiture lately.

Paano, two of the projects he’s in charge of are not doing well. Not doing well daw, o! Ha ha ha ha!

Oo nga’t admittedly ay mahusay ang isa sa lead actors ng soap na ‘to pero nasisilat ang kanilang rating dahil sa tulis-vavang leading lady niya na walang baywang. Walang baywang daw, o! Hahahaha!

Anyway, this tulis-vava incompetent actress is having a rift with the other leading lady because she is envious of her opulence. Envious of her opulence raw, o! Hahahahaha!

Pa’no, may DOM na rich ang girl kaya sunod ang luho nito.

Ang isa pang member ng kanilang soap ay gwapo nga at matikas but he is hopelessly inept as an actor. Kaya ang rating ng kanilang soap ay parang spaghetting pababa nang pababa.

How gross! Hahaha!

Ang isa pang soap nilang nilalamon talaga ng Onanay soap ng superstar na si Ms. Nora Aunor ay ang pinagbibidahan ng da­lawang future big stars daw ng network.

Future big stars daw ng network, o! Hahahahaha!

What a way of thinking.

So far, kasama na sa top five shows ang Onanay nina Nora at Ms. Cherrie Gil.

Nito ngang mag-taping sila somewhere in Bulacan ay nagulat talaga si Ate Guy sa very overwhelming and positive response ng mga tao. Talaga raw halos mag-stampede na ang mga tao dahil sa pagkakagulo sa mga artista ng Siyete, most especially Ate Guy.

Wala raw tigil ang kaguluhan at lahat ng tao roon, mapabata o matanda, maging mga teenager, ay nagkagulo talaga kina Ate Guy and the superstar was reminded of the same kind of excitement that is generated by her presence wayback during the 70s.

Pa’no naman, mataas ang rating ng kanilang soap at nilampaso talaga ang soap na hawak ng bondat na silahis kaya excited na naman ang mga taong ma­kita ang superstar pati na ang kanyang mga co-star.

Bago! Hahahahahaha!

Ang dapat lang kay Ate Guy is the right project. And as things stand, ang Onanay ay swak na swak na sa kanyang personalidad. Eat your heart out, bondat na silahis! Hahahahahhaha!

THE CLASH CHAMP GOLDEN CANEDO DATING CONTESTANT NG ABS-CBN SINGING TILT

BAGO sumali at na­ging grand winner sa The Clash ng GMA, there was a time na naging contestant pala sa “Tawag ng Tanghalan” segment ng ABS-CBN’s It’s Showtime si Golden Canedo.

She joined Tawag ng Tanghalan sometime in October 2017 using the monicker “Roma Golden Apa-Ap” and performed Jona’s version of “Pusong Ligaw” but she did not win.

Pagkatapos ng ilang buwan, nag-audition siya sa The Clash and was ultimately chosen as the Ultimate Clash Champion on September 30, 2018.

Anyway, kahit noong nasa kasagsagan ang competition, tinatag na talaga ng ilang viewers na siya’y look-alike ni Sarah Geronimo.

Ano naman ang nararam­daman niya knowing how popular Sarah is nowadays?

“Happy po ako dahil parang pinahawig po ako sa idolo ko po na si Sarah G,” she said visibly pleased and overwhelmed with the comparison, “na sobrang galing po at saka sobrang sikat, kaya po nagpapasalamat din po ako na nakikita nila si Sarah G sa akin.”

But isn’t she pressured being compared to her?

“Hindi naman po kasi, ‘di ba po,” she answered in all humility. “Mas magaling po siya, alam po natin. Mas nacha-challenge po ako na mas pagbutihin po kasi nakikita po nila ako na Sarah G.”

For her prize, Golden won an exclusive contract with GMA7, a brand new car, a house and lot from Bria Homes, and P1 million pesos.

After The Clash, magiging parte si Golden ng variety program na Studio 7, kasama ang Top 5 Clashers.

Anyway, sa presscon ng Studio 7, pinatunayan ni Golden na karapatdapat siya sa titulong kanyang napanalunan.

Nang isa-isa silang hi­ngan ng sample ni Mr. Jun Nardo, she showed to everyone her awesome singing prowess.

Tunay ka, may K siya na maging Ultimate Clash Champion!

And with that, ito po ang Kuya Pete ninyo na nagsasabing, Christopher, my son, I love you very, very much, my love for you goes beyond eternity.

Adios. Mabalos. I always need you Nhong!