REGINE TIGILAN NA ANG KANGANGAWNGAW!

SUPER nega ang lomodic na si Regine Velasquez nitong lumipat siya sa number one network daw na ABS-CBN.

Ipinagsisigawan talaga ng matabang singer/actress na she is very proud daw to be working with the number one network in the land today.

Granting, for the sake of argument, that is true, the stout and too fleshy chanteuse should not stress it and make it too obvious.

Ang kapal naman ng mukha niyang so taba (so taba raw, o! Hahahaha!) na magpatutsada sa network na nagpala sa kanya sa loob ng dalawampung taon.

The nerve!

Soooo kapal the face!

Kung ako sa ‘yo, Regina Velasquez, magda-diet na lang ako para matupad ang mga pantas­ya mong maging leading-lady ni Coco Martin at makasa-ma sa isang pelikula si Daniel Padilla.

Malay mo, magkaroon kayo ng May-December love affair na movie kapag slim ka na at hindi ganyang namumutok ka sa tabaaaaa! Hahahaha!

May girdle na nga, namumutaktak pa rin ang katabaan! Yuck!

Tone down on your food intake so that your monay face would become oval and new doors would, concomitantly, open up for you.

Do you understand? Do you understand daw, o! Hahahahaha!

Tigil-tigilan mo na ang pagpapatutsada sa GMA na kesyo hindi alam ng mga tao ang shows na ginawa mo sa GMA. Makatarungan ba ‘yun?

Matuto kang tumanaw ng utang na loob, Regina. Pa-Ingles-Ingles ka pa, you are devoid of good manners naman.

Yucky!

Very elementary ‘yun, babaeng so taba. Ang pagtanaw ng utang na loob ay itinuro sa atin ng ating mga magulang bago pa man tayo mag-elementary.

But it seems as if you are so overwhelmed with the fact that you are now an ABS-CBN talent, (and compensated handsomely at that!) hence you tend to say some negative things about GMA, which, to say the least, is very bad for you!

Inggrata ka, day!

Baka bumuka ang lupa at lamunin ang katabaan mo.

Period. Walang comma!

ANDI EIGENMANN AND DAUGHTER ELLIE MANINIRAHAN SA MANILA AT SIARGAO

DAHIL nasubukan na ang tahimik na pamumuhay sa Baler, Aurora, ang susunod na plano naman ng beach-lover na si Andi ay magput-up ng ne-gosyo sa Siargao.

“I’m building Airbnb,” she pointed out in obvious reference to the company that offers private homes as lodging to travelers.

“Transient, ang set-up is a house that you can rent. Bed and Breakfast.”

Ang top surfer niyang boyfriend na si Philmar Alipayo, ay kanyang business partner.

More or less ay alam na alam na ni Philmar ang ganitong negosyo dahil ipinanganak siya at lumaki sa Siargao.

The consummate actress appears to be considering to make Siargao her second home.

“It’s just hard because my daughter studies here in Manila. That’s the only reason why I said two weeks-two weeks. Siyempre, she studies here and when the time na she’s with me and she has school, I have to be there.”

Nilinaw ni Andi na tumitira lang daw siya sa Siargao kung nasa pag-aalaga ni Jake Ejercito ang kanyang anak na si Ellie. Share custody kasi silang dalawa sa kanilang anak.

“Palitan po kami ni Jake,” Andi explained. “Kapag time ko po of the month and since may pasok, nandito po ako. Kapag Christmas, summer, I’m going to be bringing her there with me.”

Wala bang reklamo si Jake sa pagdadala niya kay Ellie sa Siargao?

“Well, I’m the mom,” she pointed out,” so I still make most of the decisions. But when Jake naman has something to say, he messages me. And since he doesn’t say anything, siguro naman okay lang.

“At saka, sinasabi ko nga sa anak ko she should invite them—well, I actually personally tell Jake that, you know, ‘You should come to Siargao, it’s really fun.’”

Sa desisyon niyang mamuhay ng simple nang malayo sa Maynila, Andi said that simple life, be it in Baler or Siargao, is best for her.

“I guess, realizing that money is not really the secret to success or happiness. Having less is easier to be happy and thankful and to appreciate every-thing around you, that you don’t really need much.”

Na-realize din daw niyang mas maganda ang kanyang connect at relasyon sa mga tao sa probinsya.

“And I feel like when you take away everything—your insecurity, pride, ego, ‘yung panlabas mong hitsura—at ang nagma-matter lang ‘yung heart mo, what’s in there and your mind, how you connect with people, mas madali at mas meaningful ‘yung relationship na nabi-build mo.”

And with that, ito po ang Kuya Pete ninyo na nagsasabing, Christopher, my son, I love you very, very much, my love for you goes beyond eternity. Adios. Mabalos. I always need you, Nhong!