REGINE VELASQUEZ LALONG TUMATABA

WHAT seems to be happening with Regine Velasquez? Hahahaha! Why doesn’t she avail of liposuction like the way she did when she was at GMA? Sa GMA naman, she was a little bit slim looking and was tolerably svelte.

Pero nitong lumipat na siya sa ABS-CBN, susmaryosep! aba’y lomobo na siya nang husto at hindi na binabagayan ng mga damit. Bwahahahaha!

Anyhow, kaya siguro lomobo siya nang husto ay dahil sa laki ng talent fee na nai-swing ng kanyang manager o niya mismo. Harharharhar!

Mabuti nga at nagbago-bago na siya nang pananamit unlike before when she favored multi-colored dresses with lots of ruffles to boot. Iba talaga ang babaeng lumaking likas na mayaman dahil understated elegance ang feel, unlike Regine na con todo burloloy to the max.

Anyway, last Sunday, nag-guest si Jaya in connection with the promo of her concert sa Asap Natin ‘To at na-shock talaga kami dahil lumabas na super slim na pala ang soul diva kapag napatatabi (hayan, Bubonika, salitang ugat ang inuulit, tontita! Hahahaha!) kay Aling Regina. Hahahaha!

Please tone down on your food intake, lola. Ikaw na yata ang pinakamataba sa Asap Natin ‘To.

How gross! Hahahahaha!

Sa halip kasing tatlong pinggang kanin, gawin mo ng isa na lang. Then after a month or two, kalahating pinggan na lang until such time na ma-achieve mo ang isang maliit na tasang kanin na lang.

Bakit naman si Ogie Alcasid, ang mahal mong mister, ay napananatili ang kanyang slim physique? Why don’t you observe the way he eats so that just like him, you would be slim, too? Hahahahaha!

‘Yun lang!

JM DE GUZMAN NAPAGKAMALANG BADING NI ARCI MUÑOZ

WALANG nadaramang malisya o pagnanasa si Arci Muñoz kay JM de Guzman, who was her classmate wayback in 2005 at the UP Diliman where both of them took Theater Arts.

Apart from the fact that JM was chubby then, Arci didn’t have the slightest interest in him because she had the impression then that he was a fag. Besides, they have an exceedingly platonic relationship.

“Pero akala ko po noong mga panahong iyon, bading siya,” asseverated Arci at the presscon of the movie Last Fool Show. “Kasi po, wala pong pumapasok sa teatro na lalaking tunay!” she added with a guffaw.

Natawa rin si JM.

Ang mga theater people raw ang nagpasok sa kanyang isip na bading si JM.  Alangan naman daw na siya lang ang lalaki roon.

Mag-a-out din daw ito. Wait na lang nila.

“Dalawa lang kami sa batch namin na straight,” JM asseverated. “Lahat, puro babae… puro…”

That’s the reason why she was never able to consider him as boyfriend material.

Anyway, sana nga’y kumita ang movie na ‘to nina JM at Arci kahit na medyo hindi maganda ang pasok ng mga tao sa mga sinehan these days.

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And with that, ito po ang Kuya Pete ninyo na nagsasabing, Christopher, my son, I love you very, very much, my love for you goes beyond eternity.

Adios. Mabalos. I always need you, Nhong!