ELLA CRUZ NAIRITA SA BODY-SHAMERS

ELLA Cruz was able to heatedly answer some netizens who are body-shaming her sizzling bitsafter they mistook her for being supposedly pregnant when she uploaded her latest video while dancing to the lilting beat of the song ‘Psycho’ from the Korean all-girl group Red Velvet.

Caption ni Ella sa kanyang video: “Edit: katatapos lang ng Pasko at Bagong Taon.

“Hindi ba pwedeng busog lang? Tsk (unamused face emoji)

“New fave song!! Full cover? #psycho #redvelvetpsycho #getwellsoonwendy @redvelvet.smtown”

Kahit na halatang imbiyerna ang dalaga, ilang Instagram followers niya ang muling nag-usisa if she happens to be pregnant because of her supposed “baby bump.”

Another follower frankly stated that the young actress is fast becoming slightly obese. While another one commented on her burgeoning stomach.

After her Instagram post, Ella posted a series of post against “BODY SHAMING.”

Ayon kay Ella, it’s veritably “depressing” that some people tend to focus on the negative aspect instead of centering on the “positive vibes.”

Ella asseverated: “i feel confident with my body that’s why I posted the video but people body shaming me saying ‘tumaba ka.’ ‘Buntis ka ba?’

“Makes me feel bad about myself.

“STOP BODY SHAMING! Or more like STOP SAYING NEGATIVE THINGS TO OTHERS,” Ella averred.

VICE CHAKAH  NASUPALPAL ANG KAYABANGAN

SO, the oozing with braggadocio vakla is embarrassed because his movie is no longer the festival’s top-grosser.

Hahahahahaha!

As of presstime, almost 100 thousand na raw ang lamang ng movie nina Aga Muhlach na “Miracle in Cell No. 7.”

Nasaan na ngayon ang kayabangan ni baklitang Vice Chakah? Hahahahaha!

The horse is reduced to a whimpering pony. Hahahaha! How so pathetic!

Hindi siguro matanggap ng kabayong saksakan ng yabang na pinakakain na siya nang alikabok ni Aga and company. Bwahahahaha!

Sa mga sinehan, parang pinakaiiwasan ng mapanood ang basura mong pwelikula. Hahahahaha!

How uproariously funny!

Ang baklang hilahod na sa hirap ay wala nang magawa para magawang kumita ang kanyang ba­surang pwelikula. How so funny! Hahahahaha!

Next year, baka ma­ngulelat ka na sa box-office kapag hindi ka nagbago sa kayabangan mo, baklang kabayo.

Sa mga nangyayari sa iyo, obvious na nalalapit na ang iyong pagkalaos.

For one, your show every Sunday is being eased out by the tandem of Tekla & Boobah.

Paano na ‘yan?

Ang It’s Showtime n’yo naman ay pinakakain na nang alikabok ng Eat Bulaga. What a pity! Hahahahaha!

Tapos ang crowning glory mo, every December ay hindi na rin sa ‘yo.

Saan ka na patutungo, claving na osla? Hahahahaha!

Mag-isip-isip ka, Yokabang laos. Magbago-bago ka na bago maging huli ang lahat.

Adios, vaklung! Hahahahaha!

BABOY KUNG ITURING ANG MGA CONTESTANTS

‘DI na ako masyadong nanonood ng It’s Showtime dahil ang bababoy ng hosts nito sa mga contestants sa Kapare-who.

Akala mo nama’y perfect na sila at matatalino kaya harap-harapan nila kung laitin ang contestants. Nakapandidiri lalo itong si Vice Chakitah na masyadong mga feelingero’t feelingera.

Sana man lang, bago sila mang-okray, pakatingnan muna nila ang kanilang sarili kung perpekto ba sila o matatalino.

Kasuklam-suklam! Nakahihiya!

Yucky! Utang na loob!

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And with that, ito po ang Kuya Pete ninyo na nagsasabing, Christopher, my son, I love you very, very much, my love for you goes beyond eternity.

Adios. Mabalos. I always need you, Nhong!

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