HEART EVANGELISTA KERI KAHIT BARYA-BARYA LANG

IBANG magdala ng kanyang sarili itong si Heart Evangelista.

Pano naman kasi, terno ng kanyang OOTD dress sa nakaraang Fashion Week 2020 na ginanap sa Paris, France ang isang headband worth 70 pesos for 4 pcs. at nabili lang sa Quiapo.

May blogsite kasi si Heart at isa sa challenges sa kanyang vlog ay ang mamili sa Quiapo.

Dito na nga na-sight ni Heart ang naturang accessories kaya bumili siya ng maraming piraso ng headband na may iba’t ibang kulay.

At sa pagpunta na nga niya sa Paris, dala-dala niya ang mga mumurahing headband at inirampa roon ito.

No wonder, inulan siya nang katakot-takot na katanungan as to why she used that kind of headband that is not expensive at all.

Say ni Heart, hindi raw mahalaga ang worth ng isang bagay. Nasa pagdadala lang daw ‘yun at kung paano mo ito ibi-blend sa iyong kasuotan. The price is immaterial really.

ALEX DIAZ AT FITNESS COACH MIGUEL CHANCO GYM BUDDIES NA NGAYON

FIVE months after the issue between keto diet coach Miguel Lagman Chanco and actor-host Alex Diaz has exploded, the former confirmed in a post last February 26 that he and Alex are now gym buddies.

His message in a caption: “With my new gym buddy @alexandermcdizz There’s no need to be perfect to inspire others.

“Let people get inspired by how you deal with your imperfections.

“Chest and abs workout tomorrow brother!

“You take bulletproof coffee rin pala solid! (flexed biceps emoji).”

After a few minutes, it was time to edit his Instagram post.

Ilang komento sa kanyang Facebook post ang sinagot ng fitness coach.

NAGKAMPIHAN ANG DALAWANG GURANG NA KONTRABIDA

GRABE ang matandang si Bulong Halimaw. Hahahaha!

Wala na itong ginawa kundi sulsulan ang matabang entertainment ed ng isang hindi mabiling tabloid. ‘Di raw mabiling tabloid, o! Bwahahaha!

Anyhow, I don’t give a hoot if I won’t be invited at the presscons they are regularly dishing out. Ikaya­yaman ko ba naman ang two thousand? Isaksak mo ‘yan sa tabachingching mong baga dupang sa anda for all I  care! Bwahahaha!

But just the same, araw-araw ka namang malalait until such time na maging chipipay na ang dating mo sa industriya just like what is happening to Bulong Halimaw nowadays. Nowadays raw talaga, o! Harharhar!

At any rate, hindi ka naman magtatagumpay, Taba.

Bago ka mangharang, do something about your tabloid’s super mega cheap circulation.  Super mega cheap circulation raw talaga, o! Hahahaha!

Also, have some refreshing course in English because it is fast becoming hackneyed and cheap.

Harharhar!

On the other hand, I strongly advise that you, Bulong Halimaw, should stop maligning and spreading some lies about my clean reputation.

Yes, clean because I never did resort to doing evil things just to survive unlike you, ugly-faced, false-dentured matrona. Hahahahaha!

How shameful!  Shameful raw talaga, o! Harharharhar!

Nakahihiyang kung wala kang ghostwriter ay hindi ka makapagko-column, you mal-educated witch. Harharhar!

How gross!

Anyhow, I’m sure that Taba is now focusing her very limited knowhow in furthering her knowledge in English.

Nakahihiya naman kasing editor daw siya pero limitado naman ang kanyang Ingles. Limitado raw talaga ang know­how sa Ingles, o! Hahahahaha!

Nakahihiya ever! Hahahahaha!

Follow me on Twitter at Pete Ampoloquio, Jr.

And with that, ito po ang Kuya Pete ninyo na nagsasabing, Christopher, my son, I love you very, very much, my love for you goes beyond eternity. Adios. Mabalos. I always need you, Nhong!